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CBS推出一部爆笑喜剧《约会二十不惑感情线规则》（Rules of Engagement），讲述一对已婚夫妇，一对热恋情侣和一个单身汉之间的友情，彼此交流关于约会、婚姻和责任的看法。其中有我们常常在生活中到处可见的夫妻纠结之事，婚姻如围城，二十不惑感情线编剧把此用喜剧元素表现的淋漓精致，一直获得观众好评。[展开全文]

CBS推出一部爆笑喜剧《约会规则》（Rules of Engagement），讲述一对已婚夫妇，一对热恋情侣和一个单身汉之间的友情，彼此二十不惑感情线交流关于约会、婚姻和责任的看法。其中有我们常常在生活中到处可见的夫妻纠结之事，婚姻如围城，编剧把此用喜剧元素表现的淋漓精致，一直获得观众好评。

【剧本】：

Episode 1 : Pilot Versi二十不惑感情线on 1.

=>第1集：试点版本1

1 Im sorry Im late, had a thing.

=>1对不起，我迟到了，有一件事。

Yeah, I figured.

=> 是的，我想。

I ordered 二十不惑感情线you a burger.

=> 我点了一个汉堡。

You ordered for me? Great, why dont we just make out? Because I dont know wh二十不惑感情线ere youve been.

=> 你点了我？太好了，我们为什么不把它们弄出来呢？因为我不知道你去过哪里

Well, Ive got some news.

=> 那么，我有一些消息。

I moved in 二十不惑感情线with Jennifer.

=> 我搬进珍妮弗。

Why? When you lost your sublet, I said you could stay on my couch.

=> 为什么？当你失二十不惑感情线去你的转租，我说你可以留在我的沙发上。

Might wanna flip the cushions first.

=> 可能要先翻转坐垫。

Yeah, well, this thing with Jenni二十不惑感情线fer isnt temporary, because last night I proposed to her! It gets worse! What are you, the dumbest i二十不惑感情线diot in the world? Thanks for sharing my happiness.

=> 对，Jennifer这件事不是暂时的，因为昨天晚上我向她求婚了！它变得更糟！你是世界上最愚蠢二十不惑感情线的傻子？感谢分享我的快乐。

Youve only known her seven months.

=> 你只知道她七个月。

You know what? Make sure the babys yours,二十不惑感情线 make her take a paternity test.

=> 你知道吗？确保宝宝是你的，让她进行亲子鉴定。

Shes not pregnant.

=> 她没有怀孕

Shooting blanks? 二十不惑感情线I proposed because I love her.

=> 射击空白？我建议，因为我爱她。

Its so gay.

=> 这是如此的同性恋

Being in love with a woman is 二十不惑感情线gay? No, but saying it out loud to another guy is.

=> 爱上一个女人是同性恋？不，但是对另一个人大声说出来就是了。

Look, theres no we二十不惑感情线dding date, no plans, no pressure.

=> 看，没有结婚日期，没有计划，没有压力。

I didnt even get her a ring yet, Ive got the二十不惑感情线 best of all worlds! Theres only one world and I have the best of it.

=> 我甚至没有给她一个戒指，我已经有了最好的世界！只有一个世二十不惑感情线界，我有最好的。

I do what I want, I date who I want, and I sleep with whoever will let me.

=> 我做我想做的事情，约会我想要的二十不惑感情线人，然后和谁来让我睡觉。

Look, Ive had all that.

=> 看，我已经有了。

Now, Im done.

=> 现在，我完成了。

Jennifers the one.

=> 詹妮弗是唯一的。

I二十不惑感情线 think youre making a huge mistake.

=> 我认为你犯了一个很大的错误。

Locking it down with one chick is a horrible, ho二十不惑感情线rrible-- Hey, theres the woman sunshine! Hey, guys.

=> 锁定一个小鸡是一个可怕的，可怕的 - 嘿，有女人的阳光！大家好。

So, did he tel二十不惑感情线l you he proposed? Yeah, he did.

=> 那么他有没有告诉你他提出的？是的，他做到了。

Oh, hooray! Its great news.

=> 哦，万岁！这是个好消息。

-二十不惑感情线 Hey, Jeff! - Audrey, did you write a check? Yeah, I did.

=> - 嗨，杰夫！ - 奥黛丽，你有写支票吗？是啊，我做了。

Well, you di二十不惑感情线dnt pull in the thing.

=> 那么，你没有拉东西。

Now, its all Whatever.

=> 现在，这都是无论如何。

It was for the exterminator, 二十不惑感情线he was here last week.

=> 这是为了灭虫，他上周在这里。

- It was like, sixty-ish dollars.

=> - 六十美元。

- Sixty-ish? Great二十不惑感情线, now Ill just pull that in here.

=> 六十岁？太好了，现在我只是把它拉到这里。

Here, now the checkbook is totally balanced-二十不惑感情线ish.

=> 在这里，支票簿是完全平衡的。

You and that checkbook We got invited to a really cool art opening on Saturday 二十不惑感情线night.

=> 你和那张支票簿我们被邀请到周六晚上开放的一个非常酷的艺术品。

Yeah, art! Theyll have an open bar.

=> 是的，艺术！他们会有一个开放的酒吧。

I won二十不惑感情线t go there for that reason.

=> 我不会因为这个原因去那里。

Lets go invite Adam and Jennifer to go with us.

=> 我们去邀请亚当二十不惑感情线和詹妮弗跟我们一起去。

Whens Adam moving in? Honey, he moved in a couple days ago, I told you.

=> 亚当在什么时候进来？亲爱的，他二十不惑感情线在两天前搬了，我告诉过你了。

You dont listen to anything I say, do you? Listen, I cant remember everything, I got a二十不惑感情线 lot on my mind.

=> 你不听我说的话，是吗？听着，我什么都记不起来了，我脑子里想的很多。

What did Derek Jeter bat last season? .

=> 德里克·杰特二十不惑感情线·巴特上赛季做了什么？。

309.

=>309。

Its important.

=> 这一点很重要。

We dont have any couple friends.

=> 我们没有任何情侣朋友。

Jennife二十不惑感情线rs like a little sister and you like Adam, right? Hes a good hang.

=> 詹妮弗就像一个小妹妹，你喜欢亚当，对吧？他是个好人。

So ri二十不惑感情线ght there, theres a couple in our building that we dont hate.

=> 所以就在那里，我们的建筑里有一对夫妇，我们并不讨厌。

Honey, com二十不惑感情线e on.

=> 亲爱的，来吧。

Theyre just starting out, we need to set a good example.

=> 他们刚刚起步，我们需要树立一个好榜样。

- Okay,二十不惑感情线 big guy? - Fine.

=> - 好吧，大个子？ - 很好

Thank you.

=> 谢谢。

Okay, is this right? $85 for skin cream? This stuf二十不惑感情线f is amazing.

=> 好的，对吗？ 85美元的护肤霜？这东西太棒了

This is it.

=> 就是这个。

$85 for that tiny jar? Whats in it, $80? Lo二十不惑感情线ok, you spent $109 on a robot dog.

=> 那个小罐子是85美元？这是什么，$ 80？看，你在一只机器狗上花了109美元。

Theres no need to bring 二十不惑感情线Gizmo into this.

=> 没有必要把Gizmo带进去。

Its programmed for love.

=> 它被编程为爱。

- You know what Im gonna do? - Wh二十不惑感情线at? Im gonna set Russell with my friend Karen.

=> - 你知道我要做什么？ - 什么？我要把罗素和我的朋友凯伦

Why? What did she do t二十不惑感情线o you? I know he has commitment issues but hes not a bad guy.

=> 为什么？她对你做了什么？我知道他有承诺的问题，但他不是坏人。

He jus二十不惑感情线t needs the right woman to fix him.

=> 他只需要合适的女人来解决他。

I think he needs the right veterinarian to fix h二十不惑感情线im, but go ahead, take a shot.

=> 我认为他需要合适的兽医来解决他，但是继续前进吧。

- Whats this? - What? Its a wedding gift re二十不惑感情线gistry? We just got engaged, theres no wedding plans and youre already picking out gifts? I did it j二十不惑感情线ust for fun, Im excited, arent you? Of course, just not "asparagus steamer" excited.

=> - 这是什么？ - 什么？二十不惑感情线这是一个结婚礼物注册表？我们订婚了，没有婚礼计划，你已经在挑选礼物了？我只是为了好玩而做的，我很兴奋，不是吗？当然，只是不“芦笋蒸笼”兴奋。

Look, were in no rush to get m二十不惑感情线arried, lets not worry about it now.

=> 看，我们不急于结婚，现在不用担心。

A cake plate.

=> 一个蛋糕盘。

Cake is fun.

=> 蛋糕很有趣。

-二十不惑感情线 Hey! - How are you? Adam, were so excited! Youre engaged, youre living together! So you guys going 二十不惑感情线Dutch on the rent or what? Anyway, we want to know if you wanna go with us to an art opening on Satu二十不惑感情线rday night.

=> - 嘿！ - 你好吗？亚当，我们太激动了！你订婚了，你住在一起！那么你们租的是荷兰人还是什么？无论如何，我们想知道如果你想和我们一起去周六晚上的艺术开幕式。

- Open b二十不惑感情线ar.

=> - 开业的酒吧。

- Sweet.

=> - 甜。

Sounds fun.

=> 听起来很有趣。

Is it dressy? What are you gonna wear? - Ill proba二十不惑感情线bly buy something new.

=> 它是否穿着？你要穿什么 - 我可能会买新的东西。

- Of course.

=> - 当然。

Here, take a look at the new sh二十不惑感情线oes I just bought, are they too slutty? Are they clear? - No.

=> 在这里，看看我刚刚买的新鞋，他们是不是太放荡？他们清楚吗？ - 没有

- 二十不惑感情线Theyre not too slutty.

=> - 他们不是太放荡

Youve got a stain right there.

=> 你在那里有污点。

Come on! I get it from Au二十不惑感情线dreys stupid bicycle.

=> 来吧！我从奥黛丽那愚蠢的自行车那里得到它。

Shes never using it, its been hanging in our hallway fo二十不惑感情线r two years-- Cool Mets stuff.

=> 她从来不使用它，它已经挂在我们的走廊两年 - 酷大都会的东西。

Thanks.

=> 谢谢。

I wanted to hang it her二十不惑感情线e, but Jen wants me to put it in my office.

=> 我想挂在这里，但是仁要我把它放在我的办公室里。

I guess well figure out a compr二十不惑感情线omise.

=> 我想我们会找出一个妥协。

Yeah, Audrey and I, we compromise all the time.

=> 是的，奥黛丽和我，我们一直妥协。

Like when we 二十不惑感情线got our first apartment, she wanted to get a cat.

=> 就像我们得到第一间公寓时，她想要一只猫。

And I didnt want to get a ca二十不惑感情线t, so We compromised and got a cat.

=> 我不想得到一只猫，所以我们妥协并得到一只猫。

Its too bad, but its not gonna happen to二十不惑感情线 me.

=> 这太糟糕了，但是这不会发生在我身上。

Jennifers allergic to cat.

=> 詹妮弗对猫过敏。

So am I.

=> 我也是。

Well, then why did you 二十不惑感情线let Audrey get her way? You have a biology textbook around here? Look.

=> 那么，你为什么让奥黛丽走她的路？你在这附近有一本生物课二十不惑感情线本？看。

Were gonna find a place for all my stuff and Ill get settled in.

=> 我们会找到所有我的东西的地方，我会得到解决。

You kno二十不惑感情线w, I think marriage is gonna be really great.

=> 你知道，我认为婚姻会非常棒。

Based on what? Look, look at this.

=> 基二十不惑感情线于什么？看，看看这个。

Jennifer wants a cake plate for our wedding.

=> 珍妮弗想为我们的婚礼做个蛋糕盘。

Theres going to be cake.

=>二十不惑感情线将会有蛋糕。

Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but theres not going to be any cake.

=> 对不起，让你失望，但是不会有任何蛋糕。

- Wh二十不惑感情线at do you mean? - I mean Theres not gonna be any cake.

=> - 你什么意思？ - 我的意思是没有蛋糕。

No, look She signed up二十不惑感情线 for a cake plate, so theres got to be cake.

=> 不，看她注册了一个蛋糕盘，所以必须有蛋糕。

We have a cake plate.

=> 我们有一个蛋糕盘二十不惑感情线。

- How can that be? - I dont know.

=>- 怎么可能？ - 我不知道。

Weve also got a juicer, no juice.

=> 我们也有一个榨汁机，没有果二十不惑感情线汁。

Waffle maker, no waffle.

=> 华夫饼干机，没有华夫饼干。

Quesadilla maker No, se�or.

=> 玉米饼制造商否，请参阅。

Well, that doesn二十不惑感情线t make any sense.

=> 那么，这没有任何意义。

I know, welcome aboard.

=> 我知道，欢迎登机。

Look, I dont wanna be trapped in a二十不惑感情线 cakeless marriage.

=> 看，我不想被困在一个没有蛋糕的婚姻里。

Again, welcome aboard.

=> 再次，欢迎登上。

There has to be cake.

=> 必须二十不惑感情线有蛋糕。

There will be cake.

=> 会有蛋糕。

Okay, hon.

=> 好的，

What are you doing now? Well, our place is too clutte二十不惑感情线red.

=> 你在做什么？那么，我们的地方太混乱了。

So Im getting rid of some stuff and well probably sell this for money.

=> 所二十不惑感情线以我摆脱了一些东西，我们可能会出售这个钱。

Buy yourself a thimble full of that face cream.

=> 给自己买一个满是面霜的顶针。

My bicycle? No,二十不惑感情线 absolutely not, put it back.

=> 我的自行车？不，绝对不是，把它放回去。

- You havent used it two years.

=> - 你两年没用过

- Im go二十不惑感情线nna use it.

=> - 我要用它。

You always say that but you never do.

=> 你总是说，但你永远不会做。

Jeff, if you sell that bic二十不惑感情线ycle, you will never see me naked ever again.

=> 杰夫，如果你卖那辆自行车，你再也见不到我了。

And the birthday deal? That wi二十不惑感情线ll be off.

=> 生日礼物？这将关闭。

With or without you, the deal will proceed forward.

=> 无论有没有你，交易将继续前进。

Okay, wh二十不惑感情线at brought this on? Adams told me how Jennifer wont let him hang his Mets thing up and we talked abo二十不惑感情线ut dumb wedding gifts-- I told you not to be a bad example.

=> 好的，是什么引起的？ Adam告诉我Jennifer怎么会不让他把Mets的二十不惑感情线东西挂起来，我们谈到了一些愚蠢的结婚礼物 - 我告诉过你不要做一个坏榜样。

Your bikes in the way, I bump into it all the time.

=> 你的自行车在路上，二十不惑感情线我总是碰到它。

Maybe if you hadnt sold your bike two years ago, wed still be riding together, youd be skinni二十不惑感情线er and you woudnt be bumping into it.

=> 也许如果两年前你还没有卖掉你的自行车，我们还是会一起骑，你会变得更瘦，而且你不会碰到它。

I get plenty of 二十不惑感情线exercise, Last Saturday, I went nine-for-seventeen in softball, thats a lot of running.

=> 我得到了很多的锻炼，二十不惑感情线上个星期六，我去垒球九十七，这是很多跑步。

Yeah, and how many beers did you have after the game? I had maybe four.

=> 是的，赛后二十不惑感情线你有多少啤酒？我也许有四个。

And then three light ones.

=> 然后三个轻的。

So five.

=> 那五个

Does any of this have to do with you二十不惑感情线r bicycle? Figure it out, Jeff.

=> 这是否与你的自行车有关？把它弄出来，杰夫。

Give me a clue.

=> 给我个提示。

Was that the clue? Th二十不惑感情线e grocery delivery boy is here.

=> 这是线索吗？杂货送货员在这里。

Who am I? The lonely housewife with no money to pay二十不惑感情线 you? I like that game.

=> 我是谁？孤单的家庭主妇没钱付钱吗？我喜欢那个游戏。

But no, I actually bought groceries.

=> 但是，不，我其实买杂二十不惑感情线货。

I got flour, sugar, eggs, butter, vanilla, and this frosting was on sale.

=> 我得到面粉，糖，鸡蛋，黄油，香草，这个糖霜正二十不惑感情线在销售。

Im just gonna put it all right by this mixing bowl.

=> 我只是把这个混合碗放好了。

Are you gonna make a cake? No二十不惑感情线, I thought youd like to make a cake.

=> 你要做蛋糕吗？不，我以为你想做蛋糕。

You know, get a head start on married life二十不惑感情线 Im watching a game, drinking a beer, youre baking the cake, the dog brings me my slippers.

=> 你知道，在婚二十不惑感情线姻生活中，我正在看比赛，喝啤酒，烘烤蛋糕，狗把我的拖鞋带到我的头上。

In your version of marriage am I allowed to vote? Yeah, honey, you二十不惑感情线 can vote while the cake is baking.

=> 在你的婚姻版本中，我可以投票吗？对，亲爱的，你可以在蛋糕烘烤的时候投票。

I dont really bake and I h二十不惑感情线avent planned on starting.

=> 我不是真的烤，我没有计划开始。

Then why did you sign up for a cake plate on the wedding二十不惑感情线 gift thing? I dont know, I just-- Whats going on? Things are happening pretty quickly here and I th二十不惑感情线ought Id have my same nice life, except youd be in it, which would make it better, but now, I cant p二十不惑感情线ut my Mets thing up, and I dont know where all my stuffs gonna go and I dont want a cat.

=> 那你为什么要在结婚二十不惑感情线礼物上注册蛋糕盘？我不知道，我只是 - 发生了什么事？事情发生在这里很快，我想我会拥有同样美好的生活，除了你会在里面，这会让事情变得更好，但是现在，我不能把我的Mets的东西放到我的身上，知道我的东西二十不惑感情线要去哪里，我不想要一只猫。

- Im allergic to cats.

=> - 我对猫过敏。

- Yes, so is Jeff! I dont know whats happening here.

=>二十不惑感情线 - 是的，杰夫也是！我不知道这里发生了什么事。

Shouldnt you have thought about it before you proposed? I wasnt thinking whe二十不惑感情线n I proposed, I just did it! Is that right? Well Youre obviously thinking now.

=> 你提议之前不应该考虑一下吗？当我提议时二十不惑感情线，我没有想到，我只是做了！是对的吗？那么你显然现在想。

Are you sure you wanna get married? Yes, Im sure.

=> 你确定你想结婚吗？是，我确定。

Should二十不惑感情线 I follow you or-- So, what? You move to New York from Ohio to become an actress? That is a great pl二十不惑感情线an, Im surprised more girls dont do that.

=> 我应该跟着你还是 - 那么，什么？你从俄亥俄州搬到纽约成为一名演员？这是一个伟大的计划，我很惊讶更多的女孩不这样二十不惑感情线做。

You know, you smell nice.

=> 你知道，你闻起来不错。

And the shirt, what is it, cotton or rayon? Its so soft.

=> 二十不惑感情线而衬衫是什么呢，棉花或人造丝呢？太软了

Oh, wait.

=> 等一下。

Thats your skin.

=> 那是你的皮肤

I should get back to work.

=> 我应该回去工作。

Let二十不惑感情线s talk later.

=> 我们稍后再说

Oh, we will.

=> 哦，我们会的。

I wanna hear all about your You always have to touch the二十不惑感情线m.

=> 我想听听你的一切你总是要碰他们。

Id be stupid not to.

=> 我不会愚蠢的。

A touch says, "If you didnt think I wanted to hav二十不惑感情线e sex with you, I do.

=> 有一个触摸说：“如果你不认为我想和你发生性行为，我会的。

" Youre here to meet Jennifers friend Karen, so 二十不惑感情线why even touch the ditsy waitress? Youre just jealous cause your hit-on-ditsy-waitress days are over二十不惑感情线.

=>“你在这里认识詹妮弗的朋友凯伦，那么为什么还要碰那个d wait的女服务员呢？你只是嫉妒，因为你的打屁股女服务员的日子已经结束了。

Well, they might not be.

=> 那么，他们二十不惑感情线可能不是。

Jennifers really mad, she thinks Im unsure about getting married.

=> 珍妮弗真的很生气，她认为我不确定要结婚。

Well, a二十不惑感情线re you sure? - Yeah, I am.

=> 那么，你确定吗？ - 对我是。

- You paused.

=> - 你停了下来。

I know, I keep doing that! Check二十不惑感情线 it out.

=> 我知道，我一直这样做！一探究竟。

Mongo like art.

=> 蒙戈像艺术一样。

Here he comes, I like Jeff, hes huge.

=> 他来了，我喜欢二十不惑感情线杰夫，他很大。

Hey, Russell, I saw you talking to that waitress.

=> 嘿，罗素，我看到你在和那个女服务员说话。

If anything happens, 二十不惑感情线Id appreciate some details.

=> 如果发生任何事情，我会欣赏一些细节。

No problem, if you want, Ill set up a camera and mak二十不惑感情线e you a tape.

=> 没问题，如果你愿意，我会设置一个摄像头，并为你制作一个磁带。

Thatd be fun if he was kidding.

=> 如果他在开玩笑，那会很有趣。

Hey, y二十不惑感情线ou dont need Russells stories, I bet your love life with Audrey is still good.

=> 嘿，你不需要罗素的故事，我敢打赌你和奥二十不惑感情线黛丽的恋爱生活还是不错的。

Actually, we sort of wrapped up the sex portion in the marriage, its been replaced by L二十不惑感情线etterman.

=> 实际上，我们把婚姻中的性别部分包起来了，它已经被莱特曼所取代了。

Ouch.

=> 哎哟。

How many times a week? Four, five? Five.

=> 一周二十不惑感情线多少次？四五？五。

Im talking about Letterman.

=> 我在谈论莱特曼。

So, does Jeff at least get why youre so upset about h二十不惑感情线im wanting to sell your bike yet? No, he doesnt get that its something we used to do together.

=> 那么，二十不惑感情线杰夫是否至少得到了你为什么对他想卖掉你的自行车感到如此的不安？不，他不知道这是我们以前一起做的事。

Im not gonna explain it to him, hes gonna have to f二十不惑感情线igure it out himself.

=> 我不会向他解释，他必须自己弄清楚。

That may take a while.

=> 这可能需要一段时间。

Look, Adam.

=> 你看，亚当

Getti二十不惑感情线ng engaged is the right decision.

=> 订婚是正确的决定。

How long can you prowl around bar, slinging pick-up lin二十不惑感情线es, have unemotional sex? Ill let you know.

=> 你可以在酒吧里徘徊多久，捡起线条，有没有情绪上的性行为？我会告诉你。

Im just saying, your二十不惑感情线e wrestling off bears, but eventually youre gonna get beaten.

=> 我只是说，你正在与熊搏斗，但最终你会被打败。

Yeah, I wrestl二十不惑感情线ed a few bears in my day.

=> 是的，我在那天摔了几只熊。

Wait, what are bears, fat chicks? But the thing is, you kno二十不惑感情线w, I had a lot of fun being single.

=> 等等，什么是熊，胖小鸡？但是事情是，你知道，我有很多乐趣单身。

Good, good.

=>好好。

Keep drinking t二十不惑感情线ill youre happy.

=> 继续喝酒，直到你快乐。

Actually, thats good advice, Ill take it.

=> 其实，这是很好的建议，我会接受的。

So Have y二十不惑感情线ou figured out why Im so upset? I have some theories.

=> 所以你有没有想过我为什么这么难过？我有一些理论。

How about this art? 二十不惑感情线Its blowing me away.

=> 这件艺术怎么样？它把我吹走了

Hey, Russell.

=> 嘿，罗素

Its my friend Karen.

=> 这是我的朋友凯伦。

Karen, Russ二十不惑感情线ell.

=> 卡伦，罗素。

- Nice to meet you.

=> - 很高兴见到你。

- Nice to meet you.

=> - 很高兴见到你。

May I take your coat? Are二十不惑感情线 you gonna give it back? If it doesnt fit.

=> 我可以拿你的外套吗？你会放弃吗？如果不合适。

Hi.

=> 你好。

- Hi.

=> - 嗨。

- Im Sarah.

=二十不惑感情线> 我是莎拉

Im Adam.

=> 我是亚当

- Its a really nice jacket, Adam.

=> - 这是一件非常漂亮的夹克，Adam。

- Thanks.

=> - 谢谢。

I saw y二十不惑感情线ou talking to Audrey, she still pretty mad about that bicycle thing, so Maybe you could help me out.二十不惑感情线

=> 我看到你在跟奥黛丽说话，她对那件自行车还是挺生气的，所以也许你可以帮我一把。

She wants you to figure it out for yourself.

=> 她希望你自己解决。

Not二十不惑感情线 gonna happen.

=> 不会发生。

Thats odd, I didnt know nurses had business cards.

=> 这很奇怪，我不知道护士有名片。

I started 二十不惑感情线med school but took a break.

=> 我开始了医学院，但休息一下。

My dream is to become a pediatric surgeon.

=> 我的梦想是成为一名小二十不惑感情线儿外科医生。

You dream of operating on peoples feet? No, thats a pediatrist.

=> 你梦想在人的脚上操作？不，那是一名小儿科医生。

A ped二十不惑感情线iatric surgeon-- Youre joking.

=> 小儿外科医生 - 你在开玩笑。

Are you ever serious? Tried it once, wasnt funny.

=> 二十不惑感情线你是否认真？试过一次，不好笑。

Too bad.

=> 太糟糕了。

I think serious can be very sexy.

=> 我觉得认真可以很性感。

Seriously? And all my 二十不惑感情线friends were always telling me, "Sarah, the most interesting things always happen to you, you should二十不惑感情线 write a book!" So, long story, short ta-dah! Im writing it.

=> 真的吗？我所有的朋友总是告诉我，“莎拉，最有趣的事情总是发生在你身上，你应二十不惑感情线该写一本书！”所以，长话短说，大大！我正在写它。

Its fiction, Ive just changed the names to protect the guilty! - Good idea.

=二十不惑感情线> 这是虚构的，我刚刚改了名字来保护有罪！ - 好主意。

- Its sort of The Catcher in the Rye meet Sex in the City.

=> - 这是在黑麦遇见性在二十不惑感情线城市的捕手。

I mean, I watch that show and I think, I am so Carrie! Its like her life is my life its like t二十不惑感情线here are 8 million people, but its so hard to meet the perfect person! Yeah, it is.

=> 我的意思是，我看那个节目，我二十不惑感情线想，我是如此嘉莉！这就像她的人生就是我的人生，就好像有八百万人一样，但是遇到一个完美的人是很难的！是啊，就是。

Excuse me.

=> 打扰一下。

This looks like it symboliz二十不惑感情线es an internal wail, and the sense of loss and confusion.

=> 这看起来象征着内心的哀嚎，以及失落和混乱的感觉。

What do you thin二十不惑感情线k? I think a monkey got into the paint.

=> 你怎么看？我认为一只猴子进入了油漆。

Im starting to get so crazy, I guess Im 二十不惑感情线just a little scared.

=> 我开始变得如此疯狂，我想我只是有点害怕。

Well, Im scared too.

=> 那么我也很害怕

Why are you scared? Becaus二十不惑感情线e we did this pretty quickly and we dont seem to be seeing things the same way.

=> 你为何害怕？因为我们很快就做到了这一二十不惑感情线点，而且我们似乎也没有以同样的方式看待事情。

We will.

=> 我们会。

We just need time.

=> 我们只需要时间。

Are you sure? Excuse me? What do y二十不惑感情线ou see in this picture? I see a boat.

=> 你确定？打扰一下？你在这幅画中看到了什么？我看到一条船。

On the Hudson River.

=> 在哈得逊河上。

On二十不惑感情线 a summer day.

=> 在一个夏日。

Yes, a boat on the Hudson.

=> 是的，哈德逊河上的一条船。

Thanks.

=> 谢谢。

Yeah, well be fine.

=> 二十不惑感情线是的，我们会没事的。

All you do is repeat what I say.

=> 你所做的就是重复我说的话。

Have you had an original thought in the la二十不惑感情线st 40 years? And the hearing aid goes off.

=> 你在过去的40年里有过一个独特的想法吗？助听器熄灭。

Dont you walk away from me, y二十不惑感情线ou son of a bitch! Hey, take a look.

=> 你不要离开我，你是一个婊子的儿子！嘿，看看。

A bicycle website? Jeff, I told you, yo二十不惑感情线ure not selling my bike.

=> 一个自行车网站？杰夫，我告诉过你，你不卖我的自行车。

Im not, Im getting one for myself, so that we c二十不惑感情线an ride through Central Park together, like we used to.

=> 我不是，我正在为自己找一个，所以我们可以一起骑过中央公园，就像以前一样。

- Real二十不惑感情线ly? - Yeah.

=> - 真的吗？ - 是的。

After softball.

=> 垒球后。

And not on Sunday during football season.

=> 而不是在足球赛季二十不惑感情线的星期天。

That was nice.

=> 那很好。

You know, Im glad I won.

=> 你知道，我很高兴我赢了。

Im glad you did too.

=> 我也很高兴你也这样做了。二十不惑感情线

Hey, is it all right if I sleep over? Here? Sure.

=> 嘿，如果我睡了，可以吗？这里？当然。

Great, because my apartment is二十不惑感情线 really tiny and my roommates a jerk.

=> 太好了，因为我的公寓真的很小，我的室友是个混蛋。

Its like, she puts all her food on o二十不惑感情线ne shelf of the fridge, and tells me not to touch it, and Im like-- Im gonna get some water.

=> 就好像，她二十不惑感情线把所有的食物放在冰箱的一个架子上，然后告诉我不要碰它，我就像 - 我要去喝点水。

And Im like, "fine!" Because I bring home really great food 二十不惑感情线from some of my cattering jobs and I dont let her have any.

=> 我很喜欢，“很好！”因为我从我的一些精彩的工作中带回家真的很棒，我不让她吃。二十不惑感情线

Its not like I want any of her food anyway, she eats all this organic stuff, like tofu and soymilk, 二十不惑感情线and lastly she became a veggan, I dont even know what it is, I grew up in Cleveland, and we ate like二十不惑感情线 hot dogs.

=> 不管怎样我都不想要她的食物，她吃了所有的有机食物，比如豆腐和豆浆，最后她成了一个素食主义者，我甚至不知道它是什么，我在克利夫兰长大，热狗。

But I think she ea二十不惑感情线ts some of my food anyway.

=> 但是我想她总是吃我的一些食物。

Because last week, I brought all these giant shrimp home二十不惑感情线, and I counted them before I put them in the fridge, and the next day Two were gone.

=> 因为上个星期，我把所有这二十不惑感情线些大虾都带回家了，我把它们放在冰箱里之前就把它们数了起来，第二天两个人都走了。

Wait, did you just drink water and never stop talking? Yeah, 二十不惑感情线I guess I did.

=> 等等，你只是喝水，不停地说话？是的，我想我是。

You wanna do it again? Yes, I do! I just kept going, didnt I二十不惑感情线? Thank you, open bar! You want to do it again? Again! Remember that? Yeah, thats so good.

=> 你想再做一次？二十不惑感情线是的，我愿意！我只是继续前进，不是吗？谢谢，开吧！你想再做一次？再次！还记得吗？是的，那太好了。

Let me just lick that.

=> 让我舔这个。

Here you go.

=> 干得好。

De二十不惑感情线licious cake.

=> 好吃的蛋糕。

I know Now were done with the cake, were gonna have dessert.

=> 我知道现在我们已经做完了蛋糕，二十不惑感情线我们将有甜点。

Actually Im really tired.

=> 其实我真的很累

Okay, if we wait till tomorrow? It already is tomorrow und二十不惑感情线er the sheet.